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Oh gods. I just went to HP's site, and saw that there's bios updates available. This is a HP DL145-G2, which has 2 hard drives, and no floppy. Even the CDRom drive is optional. Guess what their updates run on? The fscking SP31039 bios update for the DL145-G2 extracts to a physical floppy disk. GAH!!!! Morons at work.
Bootable IMAGE available here